woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
look at that
bask in the glory
i swear to god this post is never going away is it
my mom’s boyfriend was born on april 20 in 1969. his birthday is 4/20/69. there is literally no better day to be born.
ive never actually held hands with someone in a romantic/couple-y way before so sometimes i really want to have that special person I can hold hands with but knowing me I would get so flustered and it would just be like
It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
If you drop your marijuana in the ocean is it seaweed?
avoiding people I don’t like and having them find me.